Who say it is very difficult to be a pilot?  There are many 'pilots' around us in fact.  Many people like to fly aeroplane.  Dun understand why people like to fly me aeroplane......everytime i leave hm le, then the sms or phone call would come.  What is this nonsense....? Sometimes i really feel like a 'nu2 cai2'.  I am kind of a replacement or stand in....to be exact, never a 1st choice for company....think this can be my part time job liao...when no kantao, would find me....but if last minute they have anything, that's it....

why ah? funny leh....really dun understand..... got a joker have the cheek to tell me if i wana meet him, i need to make appointment with him 2 weeks in advance....wah!!!!! what the f***.  kenasai lor...

anyway, im already used to being "second choice" for everything and everybody..... disappointed..... utterly disappointed..... so moral of the story? don't meet anybody then there won't be such a situation le.... :)

Two monks, a senior and a junior saw an injured lady at the stream.  But she was unable to cross it.  Out of kindness, the senior monk piggy-backed her across and put her down.  They left separately.

The junior monk was very perturbed by the incident....He finally asked the senior monk.  "I thought men and women should not have close physically contacts? Shouldn't this apply even more to monks?"

The senior monk replied:"I have put her down long ago.  Why haven't you put her down?"

In life, we tend to "carry" too many things.....I guess we may need to off load some in order for us to move.  Not everyone is strong enough to move with the additional load, unless they go gym more often. :P